Oh man, I got ultra bored today so I decided to make some pokeSims on my shitty The Sims 1 game on PS2. I made the Sinnoh Elite Four (sans Aaron; he couldn't fit D:) and Team Galactic (sans Charon; he also couldn't fit D:) and this is what happened:

- The very, very first thing Lucian does is reads a book. Then the newspaper.
- Saturn played computer games before he did anything else, and Cyrus kept bothering him.
- Flint and Lucian rocked up at the TG house; Jupiter greeted them and it was hate at first sight.
- Everyone in the TG house ignored the two elites so they just started talking to each other.
- Cynthia decides to come over and Cyrus decides to greet her. She then tries to tickle him.
- Saturn and Mars started making out on the couch.
- Bertha then also shows up, Cyrus greets her and then she won't shut up, even when he's staggering around from exhaustion.
- Cynthia busts in on Cyrus on the toilet. And then refuses to get out.
- Cyrus' options, when speaking to someone, are 'Insult, Tease, Brag, Talk, and Ask to Leave', while Cynthia is packing 'Hug, Tickle, Dance, Compliment, and Talk'. I don't know.
- All of TG fails at cooking so it's hilarious to hear all the 'OW!' noises coming from the kitchen whenever they attempt to cook
- Cyrus is the only person who doesn't have a job. He's on the computer a lot.

ALSO I'VE DECIDED THAT I'M GOING TO DO ANOTHER VOICE POST

SO ASK ME QUESTIONS, PLZ. Anything goes; I'm not shy.

UGH 3 DOWN 1 TO GO I HATE EXAMS FOREVER

BUT ANYWAY I WAS WITH MY FRIEND TODAY AND SHE WAS TELLING ME ABOUT THE PLANS SHE HAS FOR WHEN WE ALL RETURN BACK TO CAIRNS:

ANTI-TWILIGHT PARTY

NO, SERIOUSLY. TO 'CELEBRATE' THE RELEASE OF NEW MOON, WE'RE ALL GOING TO DRESS UP AS ~REAL VAMPIRES AND WEREWOLVES~, DOUSE OURSELVES WITH GLITTER AND THEN GET SMASHED TO ALL FUCK AND HIT THE CLUBS

BEST. IDEA. EVER. Y/N

- CSI: MIAMI NIGHT. CSI MIAMI IS, AS ONE WISE PERSON PUT IT; 'A TERRIBLE CRIME SHOW, BUT AN AMAZING COMEDY'. WE ARE GOING TO GET DRUNK AS ALL FUCK AND WATCH THAT BAMF HORATIO DO HIS THING



NOT GOING TO LIE, I WOULD HIT THAT

ALSO OMG BOTH GLEE AND THE TEAM GALACTIC FINALE TOMORROW OH MY GOD I AM ALREADY JIZZING WITH EXCITEMENT

MY FAVOURITE HBIC'S SUE SYLVESTER AND CYNTHIA IN ONE NIGHT?

YES TO THE MOTHERFUCKING PLEASE

ANON MEME

Please, be honest. I know that my batshittery can be overpowering at times, ffff.

Typhie

P.S. OH MY FUCKING GOD HOW ORGASMIC WAS LADY GAGA'S 'BAD ROMANCE' VIDEO?! I AM OFFICALLY A STAN OF HERS, NOW, EVEN THOUGH THE SONG I'M LISTENING TO IS MY CURRENT SHIT. FUCK THE HATERS IT IS AMAZING

I DID IT AGAIN

HOW AM I STILL AT UNI

( THE STUPID SHIT I WROTE. IT'S WORSE THAN LAST TIME. )

1) Create a graphic (200 x 200 max size) to represent your personal "candy". It should have your username on it, but otherwise can feature whatever you want. Make it something special since it's self-representative.

2) Make a post with the subject "trick or treat?". Put your "candy" somewhere in it, and be sure to repost these instructions.

3) Then, go around other people's LJs and reply to them with either "trick" or "treat". If you reply with "trick", they will give you an LJ dare that you have to perform before taking their candy. If you're too wimpy for that, simply say "treat" and take their candy.

4) List all your collected candies in your original "trick or treat?" post to show off your collection, being sure not to direct-link! (or not ... w/e!)



FINE GODDAMMIT

IT'S TIME FOR FUCK/MARRY/KILL AGAIN! Except this time it's Snog/Shag/Marry/Cliff so um yeah

volkner gave me Cynthia, Cyrus, Rocket!Lance and...Typhlosion. Let's pretend it looks like this, alright, otherwise it's just no.

( why the fuck am i tl;dr-ing about this NO SERIOUSLY )

GIVE ME MORE GROUPS TO ALLOCATE I'M HAVING FUN WITH THIS

THE OTP MEME


i'm asking for it, aren't i



NO I HAVEN'T FORGOTTEN MY STUPID GIFS 8|

this is why i got Sapphire version

( ALSO QUESTION MEME )

ALSO, 'UP' IS THE BEST FUCKING MOVIE EVER Y/N

EYYYYYY FLIST

BECAUSE STUDY IS FOR THE WEAK, I'M GOING TO DO THIS PICTURE MEME I STOLE FROM insanepurin

( COPIOUS AMOUNTS OF POKEMON FANART UNDER HERE. IT WILL RAPE YOUR DIAL-UP. )

ALSO I FOUND MY WALLET FUCK YEAHHHHHHHH

OH MY GOD

'GLEE' IS AMAZING

WHO ELSE WATCHES THIS SHIT OH MY GOD I LOVE IT

the ~mirror-me~ meme

i swear if someone else calls me cheese i am going to ffffffffffffff

ALSO I LOST MY WALLET, WITH ALL MY BANK CARDS AND LICENSE AND SHIT IN IT. 8| IF THIS ISN'T BAD ENOUGH, MY MOTHER HATES ME FOR IT.

WONDERFUL

This is what happens

when slaygirl and I

watch ridiculously bad Team Galactic episodes together


oh god

( have this stunning, informative review of Double Team Turnover. With pictures. LAUGH AT MY SHITTY SCREENCAPS AND I WILL CUT YOU )

GGAAHHHHH

FUCK

PROFESSOR LAYTON 2 SHOULD NOT HAVE MADE ME CRY AS HARD AS IT DID ;___________________________; JESUS FUCK WHY FUCK YOU YOU STUPID GAME AND YOUR BEAUTIFUL MUSIC AND YOUR STUPID SADMAKING STORYLINE AND OH GOD WHY AM I STILL TEARY

BLOODY HELL GUYS IF YOU HAVEN'T PLAYED THESE GAMES FUCKING DO IT ESPECIALLY IF YOU'RE AN ACE ATTORNEY FAN, IMO, BECAUSE I'VE NOTICED FANS OF ONE TEND TO LIKE THE OTHER

AND EVEN IF YOU AREN'T, FUCKING PLAY THEM! JUST

JUST


FUCK!

LIKE THE FIST OF AN ANGRY GOD



...WELCOME TO MY FLIST, NEW FRIENDS!

brb dying

O-oh man.

I just drove to a restaurant for a 20th birthday party right, and I was like 2 hours late but whatever the party wasn't supposed to end for another 2 anyway, but when I got there there was no one at the place.

Apparently only 2 people had rocked up so they and the bday girl just went home.

How fucking bad is that. 30 people were supposed to have RSVP'd, too. People remember that shit for the rest of their lives, man. That is just...god damn. I couldn't imagine how that would feel. I mean, she's not the most popular girl ever (she can be rather annoying), but still wtf; if you say you're going to come, fucking come!

So yeah. Just thought I'd share the wtfery. Because...god damn. Have an appropriate gif:

TOO MANY LULZ

(NO GIF FOR YOU, THIS VIDEO IS TOO LULZY)

WELL IT'S OFFICIAL

CYNTHIA HAS BEATEN PIEDMON AS THE CHARACTER THAT FEATURES IN THE MOST OF MY ICONS.



OH GOD I'M SO SORRY PIEDMON DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE THAT ;_________________;

ALSO FOR MY pokedressing BUDDIES I'M SO SORRY I HAVEN'T BEEN IN THE CHAT/PD I'M TOO BUSY BEING RAPED UP THE ASS BY UNIVERSITY

AND IT'S NOT USING LUBE

ALSO HAVE THIS MEME BECAUSE IT LOOKS AWESOME

⇘ASK MY PUPPET MEME⇖
Ask them a question!

STUPID GIF TIME, AND THIS ONE IS VERY APPROPRIATE FOR HOW I FEEL RIGHT NOW

Comment and I'll give you a person (indicate a preferred fandom if you want). Find a picture of that person for each category. Post the results in your journal.

xepitaph gave me Cynthia, but since I REALLY DO NOT WANT TO DO MY ASSIGMENT you're getting Cyrus and Maxie too. =/

NOT DIAL-UP FRIENDLY, AND SOME OF THE PICS ARE KIND OF BIG.

BUT THAT'S WHY THEY'RE UNDER THE CUT.

( Cynthia )

( Cyrus )

( Maxie )

IN OTHER NEWS; oh god my assignment where did that half-hour go

-Typhie

P.S. ARGHHHH FORGOT MY STUPID GIF AGAIN HERE IT IS

So I thought I should make a decent welcome post for all the people I met on the pokemon friending meme~! There might actually not be too many caps in this entry, holy shit. Aaaaaand if you're one of my older friends, feel free to have a read too.

( Under here, to spare your flists~! )

I ALSO HAVE A COMPULSIVE NEED TO PUT A STUPID GIF IN EACH OF MY ENTRIES; I KNOW, I FORGOT ONE FOR THE LAST ONE, I'M GOING TO GO FIX IT IN A MINUTE FFFFFF



So yeah. Welcome to my flist~!

BECAUSE I'VE SUDDENLY BECOME AN RP WHORE. WHEN THE FUCK DID THAT HAPPEN.

Post a list of all your roleplaying journal names and explain what the names mean, if anything.

POKEMON

Cynthia [landsharkchamp]

I had to think for a little while to make up an account name for Cynthia. Being me, I wanted something funny, but still relevant to the character. Since the fandom seems to refer to Garchomp as the 'Land Shark', and the fact that it's Cynthia's trademark pokemon, plus the fact that she's lol the champion, 'landsharkchamp' was born. I'm actually surprised that it managed to fit.

Maxie [moarlandplz]

I knew straight away that I wanted a stupid username for Maxie. Because he was asking for it. I CAN HAS MOAR LAND PLZ??????

Agatha [keepbattlingon]

One of Agatha's main quotes from the games is 'be like me and keep battling on!', and I thought that pretty much summed her up. DON'T BE SOFT DAMN YOU

Bertha [thissillygrin]

I could have gone with some boring and cliche like, idk, 'earthlymatron' or 'groundedlady' for Bertha, but I really wanted to use a quote, like I did for Agatha. So since her only most distinctive line is when she's talking about grinning like an idiot when you beat her, I thought that seemed rather appropriate. I love Bertha, appear in the anime now plzkthnx.

Archie [moarseaplz]

Oh, Archie. I wanted a name that would mirror the one I used for Maxie, so I used this one. And now everyone, including me, is unable to unsee 'moararseplz'. Which, disturbingly enough, is strangly fitting.

EDIT: FORGOT MY STUPID GIF



I have a couple of others from different fandoms, but I'm in a pokemon world at the moment, so bleh.

-Typhie

HOLY JESUS FUCK

MAXIMUM THE HORMONE IS COMING TO AUSTRALIA TO PLAY AT THE SOUNDWAVE FESTIVAL NEXT YEAR IN FEBRUARY

'JIZZED IN MY PANTS' DOESN'T QUITE SUM UP HOW I AM FEELING AT THE MOMENT

SEE MOODTHEME

INTERNATIONAL BANDS THAT AREN'T AMERICAN/BRITISH NEVER FUCKING COME TO AUSTRALIA

OF COURSE I'M FUCKING GOING, CHRIST

THIS IS LIKE A DREAM COME FUCKING TRUE



ALSO THIS FROM FOREVER AGO

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